You know i have been wondering.
Why I have to buy a Christmas present for someone in CO that costs at least $5.
Fangirl Fighter Asshole Children (LOL FFAC!) Start!
Why do we even need to celebrate it?
Are all the members in CO Christians?
Hmmm... i highly doubt so.
Then... is it because of the freebie?
I bet $0.20 they will say-
'Oh, it's to celebrate Christmas and bring out the Christmas spirit in everyone to build our relationship.'
OH, are you sure?
If so, why are being materialistic? [Fangirl -5hp]
'Why is it materialistic? We aren't asking for $500 item...?'[Gina -1hp]
If you already stated $5 then its being materialistic.
Do you know children in africa have worms in their bodies?
And here you are, wanting to exchange presents hoping to get that one, kind person's $20 gift?
[Fangirl -9hp]
'No lor. I give the item also very good what. Why you so stingy?'[Gina -0hp]
Ohh yeah? Are you sure your item is good?
Maybe you got it as a CHRISTMAS FREEBIE which you got to claim while doing your CHRISTMAS SALE SHOPPING because you bought so many things like a scarf from ____ and a skirt from ___?
Not like we would go and hunt down the origin of the item correct?( Which will prolly be China)
[Fangirl -12hp]
'... I think you just jealous cos i got alot money' [Gina -8hp]
Ohh puhlease. I probably have more money than you. Do you know how much money i stored in Sasuke? ( he is my piggy bank -.-)
And i bet you don't even know what Christmas is FOR. Hah! Take that! [Fangirl -15hp]
'Uhh.............Jesus'...20th wedding anniversary...?'[Gina +8hp]
...Wait was he even married?[Fangirl -8hp]
'Da vinci say one right? da vinci say one so must be lor'[Gina -0hp]
-.- what the...?[Fangirl -0hp]
'And did you see Twilight the Movie? OMG Edward is so shuai!!!!! *kyaaaaaaa~*'
[Gina -20hp from shock]
Shit, it's the crazy fangirl!? *takes out shield and hides behind*[Fangirl -0hp]
'He is so shuai lah! And he sparkles in the sun OMG! And he is so gentleman luh~ He only drink animal blood!'[Gina - 8hp from utter disgust]
*shouts from behind the shield*
It's not gentle DAMMIT.
What if your favourite bunny, Pocky got sucked dry of his bunny!?
If he was gentle, he would have sucked SAP from trees!!!![Fangirl -22hp]
'I would gladly let him suck my blood and turn me into a vampire *sigh* Bella doesn't deserve him. She is not pretty enough. Hmph!'[Gina -0hp]
Like YOU are...[Fangirl -0hp]
'Well... I will be fixing my nose soon, doing a facelift, boobjob and *blah blah*'
...So you have alot of money but Sasuke (the piggy bank, yes) won't lose.
And your nose will drop when you are flirting halfway through.
Do you know how creepy that will be?
And Edward already has a daughter for God's sake.
Instead of becoming a bitch why don't you make a dumb fanfiction yourself!?
Full of grammar mistakes and what you are wearing?[Fangirl -10hp]
'Ohh yeahh!'
And you can spend your time fantasizing and forget about Christmas freebies!
[Fangirl -20hp]
*ding ding ding*
K.O. You win!
*strikes pose while Fangirl faints and foams at mouth*
Watashi wa kataze~